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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Signs you have grown up

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

You watch the Weather Channel.

Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door

won't turn down the stereo.

Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

You take naps from noon to 6 PM

Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.


Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,

rather than settle, your stomach.

If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid,

not condoms and pregnancy tests.

A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

"I just can't drink the way I used to"

replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to

you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.

6 comments:

  1. "90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work."

    Haha! I definitely agree with this :) Thanks for sharing.

    Cheers!

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  2. Oh my gosh perps...you must have been peeking in my window...sex in a twin bed? Ah...the good old days.

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  3. Oh my I am old truly I am because all of these fit!!:-)))

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  4. Thanks for sharing this (I think). This is very scary! (And funny) Shirl

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  5. Forgive me Maunie and all of you for not being able to post a thank you this week for adverts.

    I am waiting and hoping to get some html help so that I can display the images correctly.

    I tried and tried last night to figure it out and the only way I could get the links to stay active was to put everyone in a single line.

    That took up almost half my page. I am so sorry that I don't know more about html.

    I do so appreciate you advertising with me.

    I hope you all ahve a grand week!!:-)

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  6. Oh Maunie,
    Thank you for the wonderful comment about my photo.

    You are such a dear and truly do keep me inspired to keep goingon!!
    XX's:-)

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