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Showing posts with label Toilet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toilet. Show all posts

Monday, March 16, 2009

What Women Want The Men?

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ORIGINAL LIST:
1 Nice
2 Sightseeing
3 willing to financially successful, which proved divorce
4 listens attentively, but not silent
5 Witty
6 slim (slim passed up)
7 style dresses
8 assesses the quality of things
9 It is a pleasant surprise
10 imaginative, romantic lover, and dedicated
REVISED SCHEDULE 32 years old:
1 Have a look (not only those who favor the hair)
2 opens the door, pull the chair, because emancipating
3 There is enough money for a nice dinner, and is willing to sacrifice her
4 more listening than talking, because wisdom is not the birth of the world
5 laughs at my jokes
6 It can carry with shopping bag back to the shop, because if she wants to cook ...
7 Do you know that it does not take a bottle of champagne that he should open it
8 can be connected to at least tie the match
9 I do not forget the toilet seats to down a seat
10 Weekends are generally depilate
REVISED SCHEDULE 42 years old:
1 It is not too bad (wig is still not recommended at this time)
2 I do not get out of the car before it starts
3 There is a permanent job, from time to time to put that restaurant, they
4 nodding while talking to it (do not need to understand is that ...)
5 Most of you remember the jokes funny
6 It is in good repair to reorder the furniture, but we did
7 It has to wear a shirt, which could be show belly
8 Do you know that it does not take a bottle of champagne that he loves
9 I do not forget to lift the toiletseat
10 Weekends are generally depilate
REVISED LIST OF YEAR 52
1 Cut the nose, ear and mouth of the edge of the coat
2 does not belch in public places and scratch  according to etiquette
3 It is not too often ask for a loan, because if it is to be away
4 Non-tells the story of the same joke too many times, since they do not remember
5 It will not be sleepy when I say mine because of his own party to wake up snoring
6 maintained high enough to have a weekend up dust removed from the couch
7 In general, two of the same type of clean socks and pants, the bust of her   husband, and explore the  laundry
8 Preferred rates of a good dinner a little against watching TV, or  preferred rates of a watching TV a little against a good dinner
9 times, to stop him with the name
10 There are weekends so that depilate
REVISED SCHEDULE 62 years old:
1 the children not scared of you
2 Remember that where is the bathroom
3 You do not have too much money to maintain the
4 only a moderate snoring during sleep
5 min Do you know the name
6 It is in good repair in order to give up
7 In general, taking some clothes
8 Likes soft foods
9 Do you remember where he left him in the teeth
10 You know, that weekend is
REVISED SCHEDULE 72 years old:
1 Breathe
2 is no longer associated with a toilet, otherwise they will resolve

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Sunday, March 1, 2009

How to wash a toilet

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you

1. Put both lids of the toilet up And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door...

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Love and Blessings,
AngelBaby